Penalties are only the beginning

title: The Conklin (Ty)angle
involves: Marc-Andre Fleury/Ty Conklin, and Jaro Halak
rating: R
summary: The Conklin Triangle, where you're already drawn in at two. Marc's trying to prevent the unknown, bizarre effects of three.
notes: This was done a little bit with Caddyshack and a lot with I'm Alright by Kenny Loggins. ;)
And perfect weather with the still current uncertainty of Jaro in St. Louis. (And it's inevitable that Jaro, whom I've found adorable for a while, would end up right there with Mr. Conklin.)
disclaimer: Ty *does* have very nice ties. That's all I know for sure.

( wow, Cinderella kid )

title: the goalies' (re)union/both sides now
involves: Marc-Andre Fleury/Ty Conklin
rating: R
disclaimer: I want this to be true. Does that make it true....?
....Last I checked, I had to settle for the outcome of the series.
summary: Two goalies walk into a bar. a box. détente. the aftermath of a Stanley Cup win...
word count: ~3000. omgwtficlightmaf
notes: feel free to get drunk and sing-along! large, potentially unwieldy picture at the end...
à mon amie suprème, nofaves, for the beta - and the screenshots! from the last two seasons - Je t'embrasse!, and for guitargirl39, because this may be about the closest she gets to my 'screenplay talking about'...something. ♥ ♥ And 'cause she loves them.

And, to everyone who does. this magnum opus is for you.

Ty Conklin and Marc-Andre Fleury, June 4, 2008....Marc-Andre Fleury and Ty Conklin, June 12, 2009.

This has 'been being written' since 6/13/09.
...Disney wouldn't have made this movie.

( It's enough to make kings---and vagabonds---believe the very best. )

title: "29"
involves: Marc-Andre Fleury/Ty Conklin
rating: let's just say R
disclaimer: Face it, they own me (if only my brain and soul), and not vice-versa. If any of this is true, or accurate, I was not informed.

notes: Titled and posted today because tomorrow March 30 is Ty's (33rd, allegedly.) birthday...
But 29 is his number. Takes place, if it's not obvious enough, in the 2007-08 season (but not March 30).
Joyeux anniversaire, cher gardien (très, *très* chaud), notre sorcier. :)

Sebastien = Caron, Jocelyn = Thibault, Dany = Sabourin, J.S. = Aubin, Gilles = Meloche, the Pens' goalie coach. Ty does half his job. And probably stuff that's not in the description...

summary:


( Oh, the movie never ends, it goes on and on and on and on.... )

title: Smiling Lies Miles Away
involves: Marc-Andre Fleury/Ty Conklin
rating: PG-13 for language
disclaimer: Any resemblance to real life is, as always, purely, and sadly, coincidental.
notes: Arrrgh. Short, sappy, simile'd, shameless, and sucks but is now illustrated so I'm pleading self-defense. Enjoy. (Icon is the work of the even lovelier nofaves. Je t'embrasse!)
summary: MAF's not smiling atm. Stupid Detroit.


( Je t'attends avec impatience et je désire voir ton visage et ton sourire... )

title: Looking Back At Me
involves: 29. and 29. Or the other way around.
rating: G[ee, I didn't know I could write one!]
disclaimer/notes: Um, it's basically non-fiction. Sorry. Not pretending to literary merit, either. Fictionalysis is for fun, not for profit. I miss Ty Conklin so much Fleury may be giving me a run for my money.
summary: The mirror's showing me someone else's face.

( So far apart. So how'd we get so close? )

title: "And All The Fates Do Conspire Against Me"
involves: Marc-Andre Fleury/Ty Conklin
rating: R
notes: Fortunately, he's a conspiracy kinda guy...[video]
The lovely and talented nofaves is to blame for being my co-con- and *in*-spirator in this, as well as being the provider of the photo below.
disclaimer: Dates are true. This is real. I didn't write the document in question. MAF didn't write it either, despite what Ty thinks..
But everybody knows that the contents of it are completely foolish and nothing remotely resembling the truth. No way. Not at all. ;)
I love my goalies, but what they do in their free time is up to them, sadly, not me.
summary: Marc proves the obvious, Ty is cursing again, all's right with the world.

( Doomed. )

title: The Numbers Game
involves: Marc-Andre Fleury/Ty Conklin
rating: PG-13 'cause there's a seven-letter word you can't say in PG, even in quotes.
disclaimer: The numbers don't lie. But they also don't write fanfic.
truth: Ty has had both good luck and bad with #29, but despite abandoning it before, he's wearing it for the Wings this year.

He's leaving #35 in Pittsburgh.

notes: That being said, this takes place during the past season.


( Barrasso. sounds like harrassment for a reason. )

PS: Count the goalies! ;)

title: Guilty Partner
involves: One guy has a $5 million cap hit in the Eastern Conference next year; one guy's making $750,000 in the West.
rating: NC-17 and not much else.
disclaimer: Haha, right. I'm not that good a voyeur...
word count: 297 dubious literary merits.
notes: My brain looks at the situation post-7/1 and says F--K! and this is what results. Title is from the New Order song. This was originally only the first paragraph/sentence. Should I have stopped there...?
Thanks are due the lovely clearbell for the beta.


( Who's betraying whom here? )

title: Fusillade (Épisode 1)
involves: Kris Letang(!), Marc-André Fleury/Ty Conklin
rating: PG-15 (for immaturity?)
warning: Not Fleury friendly. Kris is not very mature.
disclaimer: Kris was really, really, really not happy with the standard rookie hazing this year, and Marc-André is notorious for instigating mischief and havoc whether you're a rookie or not. Kris and Ty started the year together in the AHL at Wilkes-Barre/Scranton. However, I'm still not claiming this story is true!
notes: "Fusillade" is the French for "shootout". This is being posted due to upcoming July 1 UFA agony, and will be continued, but likely not for a bit, due to the same date.
summary: Kris Letang is not a happy rookie.

( Kris is very good in the shootout. But there are two goalies involved. )