Penalties are only the beginning

Title: The world's still turning around the love that we built
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Chris Higgins/Maxim Lapierre
Word Count (total): 4715
Rating: PG
Warnings: profanity, kissing but do I need to warn for that, a nauseating amount of fluff.
Summary: Chris doesn't wake up that morning expecting to propose.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: A little bit of domesticity for Steph. Title from Wake Your Eyes by Steel Train

LJ
AO3

Title: The Chopping Block
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairings: Ryan Kesler/Andrew Ladd, with mentions of Cam Ward/Andrew Ladd, Joffrey Lupul/Andrew Ladd, Henrik Lundqvist/Pekka Rinne, and probably more, just in passing.
Word Count: 11027
Rating: NC-17
Warnings (Overall Fic): chef!AU, excessive profanity, sexual innuendo, sexual situations.
Summary: They say you should never meet your heroes. Andrew never really cared for 'they'.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: I can't promise the /7 is definite, but I am certainly trying. For Arial. <3 Complete list of chefs can be found HERE.


LJ
AO3

Title: The Chopping Block
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairings: Ryan Kesler/Andrew Ladd, with mentions of Cam Ward/Andrew Ladd, Joffrey Lupul/Andrew Ladd, Henrik Lundqvist/Pekka Rinne, and probably more, just in passing.
Word Count: 9249
Rating: NC-17
Warnings (Overall Fic): chef!AU, excessive profanity, sexual innuendo, sexual situations.
Summary: They say you should never meet your heroes. Andrew never really cared for 'they'.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: I apparently have taken to writing things quickly and excessively long. I did not fit the blind taste test in this chapter, but it will definitely be in the next! For Arial. <3 Complete list of chefs can be found HERE.

LJ
AO3

Title: The Chopping Block
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Ryan Kesler/Andrew Ladd
Word Count: 7383
Rating: NC-17
Warnings (Overall Fic): chef!AU, excessive profanity, sexual innuendo, sexual situations.
Summary: They say you should never meet your heroes. Andrew never really cared for 'they'.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: The fact that this is out so quickly is an accident. For Arial. <3 Complete list of chefs HERE.

LJ
AO3

Title: No, I won't sleep tonight
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Ryan Kesler/Andrew Ladd
Word Count: 8813
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Excessive profanity, sexual innuendo, amusement park!AU.
Summary: There was a line between romantic and creepy, and considering the fact that Ryan had stalked him around his workplace all day, he was definitely toeing that line.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: I don't write for a week and then I write 9k of Kesladd in a day and a half. That's healthy. Title from Animal by Neon Trees. This is sort of for Arial but I'm not really sure if she wants it. All rides mentioned in this fic can be found HERE

LJ
AO3

Title: Running in Circles
Author: obscuredmemory
Rating: R
Word Count: 11003
Pairings: Kevin Bieksa/Ryan Kesler, Brendan Morrison/Patrick Kane
Summary: It took being abandoned in the middle of Chicago for Kevin to realise he liked Ryan.
Warnings (Overall Fic): Excessive profanity, crude humour at times, jealousy, and plenty of obliviousness.
Disclaimer: This is pure fiction.
Note: This is long and definitely not the best thing I have ever written but it was fun for the most part and I got a kick in the ass when I needed it. BMO/Kaner because Kaner has a thing for older men and I do what I want. Written for Anna. Thank you to Gretchen for the beta job! You are wonderful. Title stolen from 'The Scientist' by Coldplay. Timeline is completely fabricated.

LJ
AO3

Title: Comfort in Pain
Author: obscuredmemory
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6620
Pairings: Patrick Sharp/Alexandre Burrows
Summary: Going to Alex's room in the middle of the night was one of the stupidest things Patrick had done in a while.
Warnings: Excessive profanity, boy!kissing, mentions of concussive symptoms, ridiculously fluff.
Disclaimer: None of of this true. Unfortunately.
Note: Probably not my best editing job, but I had intended to get this out on Friday evening so better late than never. Title stolen from Tears and Rain by James Blunt.

LJ
AO3

Title: Don't wanna miss you tonight
Author: obscuredmemory
Rating: PG-13 for profanity
Word Count: 1040
Pairings: Roberto Luongo/Patrick Kane
Summary: Sometimes things just work.
Disclaimer: None of of this true. Unfortunately.
Note: This is for my darling Gretchen. The title is from Iris, by the Goo Goo Dolls.

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Title: Over My Head
Author: obscuredmemory
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 9187
Pairings: Kevin Bieksa/Ryan Kesler/Dan Hamhuis, Kevin Bieksa/Ryan Kesler, with mentions of Alexander Edler/Chris Tanev, Cory Schneider/Jannik Hansen, Alexander Edler/Chris Tanev/Cory Schneider/Jannik Hansen, Alexander Edler/Chris Tanev/Zack Kassian, and Alexander Edler/Chris Tanev/Cory Schneider/Jannik Hansen/Zack Kassian. Sorry.
Summary: Dan Hamhuis was bored, and if that wasn’t an ill omen, he did not know what was. Then again, maybe he needed to be bored more often.
Warnings: More-than gratuitous profanity, explicit sexual situations (threesome), biting, light spanking, light humiliation, begging, and a little bit of sappiness I guess.
Disclaimer: None of of this true. Unfortunately.
Note: I wish I could explain this but I cannot. This is 80% porn. There is no substance. Enjoy?

"Dan Hamhuis was bored, and if that wasn't an ill omen, he did not know what was."


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