Penalties are only the beginning

Title: You just can't say no
Author: obscuredmemory
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8620
Pairings: Ryan Kesler/Alexandre Burrows/Milan Lucic, Ryan Kesler/Alexandre Burrows
Summary: Milan probably should not have agreed so quickly to go home with them, but to be fair, he wasn't exactly thinking with his brain.
Warnings: More-than gratuitous profanity, explicit sexual situations (threesome), biting, blood, begging, and a little bit of sappiness I guess.
Disclaimer: None of of this true. Unfortunately.
Note: This was edited quickly and probably riddled with errors, but it's porn so you probably don't care. Title from Midnight Romeo by Push Play.

LJ
AO3

Title: Five Times Alain Vigneault…
Author: obscuredmemory
Word Count: 3802
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: More-than gratuitous profanity, explicit descriptions of sexual situations, boy!kissing, implication of rimming, unintentional coitus interruptus, and general ridiculousness.
Pairings: Kevin Bieksa/Ryan Kesler, Alexandre Burrows/Mason Raymond, Chris Higgins/Maxim Lapierre, Alexander Edler/Keith Ballard, Roberto Luongo/Cory Schneider, and Andrew Alberts/Jannik Hansen (shut up, I don’t know)
Summary: Five times Alain Vigneault walked in on something he never wanted to see, and once he laid down the law.
Disclaimer: None of this is true. Unfortunately.
Note: I don’t know what I was thinking. Was this just an excuse to try my hand at all these pairings? Maybe, but I had fun either way. Please notify me of any mistakes, because it is rather late and I am sick, so my brain is not at its sharpest.

Alain Vigneault was not stupid — he knew what NHLers got up to behind closed and partially-closed doors.

Title: The Higgins/Lapierre Project
Author: obscuredmemory
Word Count: 3267
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Chris Higgins/Maxim Lapierre, with mentions of Kevin Bieksa/Ryan Kesler, Alexandre Burrows/Mason Raymond, and Keith Ballard/Alexander Edler.
Summary: While the team had supported Chris' relationship with Lapierre, it simply could not continue now that Max was engaged. What would that do to his poor fiancée, Christina?
Warnings: Gratuitous swearing, sexual innuendos, and Ryan Kesler being obnoxious.
Disclaimer: None of this is true. Unfortunately.
Note: First foray into Hockey RPS! Based off of THIS prompt at the hockeyanonmeme. Maxim Lapierre announced his engagement today. So what if he was actually marrying Chris Higgins?

"When Chris Higgins walked into the Canucks locker-room for their one o’clock practise, everyone knew what he had been doing the previous night. Or, more specifically, who he had been doing."