Penalties are only the beginning

Title: Five Times Alain Vigneault…
Author: obscuredmemory
Word Count: 3802
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: More-than gratuitous profanity, explicit descriptions of sexual situations, boy!kissing, implication of rimming, unintentional coitus interruptus, and general ridiculousness.
Pairings: Kevin Bieksa/Ryan Kesler, Alexandre Burrows/Mason Raymond, Chris Higgins/Maxim Lapierre, Alexander Edler/Keith Ballard, Roberto Luongo/Cory Schneider, and Andrew Alberts/Jannik Hansen (shut up, I don’t know)
Summary: Five times Alain Vigneault walked in on something he never wanted to see, and once he laid down the law.
Disclaimer: None of this is true. Unfortunately.
Note: I don’t know what I was thinking. Was this just an excuse to try my hand at all these pairings? Maybe, but I had fun either way. Please notify me of any mistakes, because it is rather late and I am sick, so my brain is not at its sharpest.

Alain Vigneault was not stupid — he knew what NHLers got up to behind closed and partially-closed doors.