Penalties are only the beginning

Title: "Winning Bid"
By: exigencyexit 
Fandom: NHL
Team(s): Phoenix Coyotes, Philadelphia Flyers
Pairing(s): Scottie Upshall / Mike Richards / Joffrey Lupul
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Very fake, very not true, and very %100 fictional.
Warnings: It's smutty. There's language. And maybe abuse of the captain?
Summary: Mike Richards gets auctioned off for charity but the winner is someone he least expected.
Credit: A conversation with the boyfriend that later extended into a conversation with tinydancermags in which the idea formed.
Author's Notes: I know, I've been MIA lately. I blame it on the sickness. That, and I've been buried into writing other stuff. Oh well. I'm here and not dead, and I bring a story. ENJOY! *Not edited.

  ( Winning Bid )

Title: "Reward" Scottie Upshall
By: exigencyexit 
Fandom: NHL
Team(s): Philadelphia Flyers, Phoenix Coyotes
Pairing(s): Scottie Upshall/Mike Richards, Scottie Upshall/Joffrey Lupul
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All fake. For entertainment purposes only.
Warnings: Smut. Two times!
Summary: Scottie's reward for a well deserved goal against the Bruins on March 3, 2009.
Credit: This one goes directly to the man himself, Scottie Upshall. I've been waiting a long time for this ;)
Author's Notes: The Trade completely threw me off, and while I wish it never happened, it did, and I'm dealing with it, and trust me, this probably would have been out last week if Scottie wasn't sent over to Phoenix. Anyway. This hurt to write, so I hope it doesn't suck too much. It's also written to take place the night of Scottie's goal (the day before The Trade...). Things are a little different come the second time around lol ;) And I know Scottie wasn't the only one to score that night...but he's the only reward I want to write. ENJOY! *Not edited.

( Scottie )

Title: "Reward Party, take 2" Richie, Joff, Coburn and Knuble
By: exigencyexit 
Fandom: NHL
Team(s): Philadelphia Flyers
Pairing(s): Mike Richards/Joffrey Lupul, Mike Richards/Jeff Carter, Joffrey Lupul/Andrew Alberts, Braydon Coburn/Scottie Upshall, Mike Knuble/Andrew Alberts
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All fake, nothing is true about this at all.
Warnings: Language. Lots of smut.
Credit: Part of the rewards series that tinydancermags and I have.
Summary: Rewards for the game on Saturday, Feb 21st against the Pens.
Author's Notes: Blah. Late, I know, bite me. But, ENJOY! *Not edited.

( Richie, Joff, Coburn and Knuble )

Title:  "Happy Birthday, Richie"
By:exigencyexit 
Fandom: NHL
Team(s): Philadelphia Flyers, Pittsburgh Penguins
Pairing(s): Scottie Upshall/Sidney Crosby, Mike Richards/Sidney Crosby
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All fake. Written for entertainment purposes only.
Warnings: Rival!smut. Slight bondage. Language.
Summary: Richie gets an unusual birthday present from a teammate.
Credit: Totinydancermags because we came up with the idea to write stories for their birthdays, and then the evil muse inside of my head decided he wanted to torture everyone with Richie/Sid.
Author's Notes: All I can say, really, is ENJOY. *Not edited.

TITLE: "Rewards" Carter, Lupul, Gagne, Hartnell, Metropolit and Jones
BY: exigencyexit 
FANDOM: NHL
TEAM(S): Philadelphia Flyers
PAIRING(S): Joffrey Lupul/Simon Gagne, Andrew Alberts/Jeff Carter with Mike Richards, Scottie Upshall/Glen Metropolit, Randy Jones/Mike Knuble and mentioning of Scott Hartnell/??
RATING: NC-17
DISCLAIMER: The following is all fiction, not true, and totally made up in my demented head.
WARNINGS: Lots of smut. Don't get too excited now :)
SUMMARY: Rewards for the games on Wed Feb 4th, Saturday Feb 7th and Sunday Feb 8th.
CREDIT: To the boys, as usual, because they score the goals and they make life more interesting.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Trying very hard to stay on track with these rewards!  I was working on this one all week...sorry it took so long to get it done, but it finally is.  Wrote this to take place primarily on Monday, 02/09/09 with past entries. Got it? Good. ENJOY! *Not edited.


( Carter, Lupul, Gagne, Hartnell, Metropolit and Jones )

Real quick, before I start with the stories...I'm dedicating these two little ficlets to tinydancermags (who actually doesn't know about this, so surprise!) because 1) She totally missed Jeff getting hit with the puck Saturday night, thus causing her to miss the cutest Richie/Jeff moment ever, and 2) because she's experiencing great sadness from our poor baby Luca being sent back down to Lethbridge. Hope these make you feel better!

TITLE: "Comfort"
BY: exigencyexit
FANDOM: NHL
TEAM(S): Philadelphia Flyers
PAIRING(S): Mike Richards/Jeff Carter
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: Only thing true about this story is the fact that Jeff did get hit with the puck during Saturday night's game and Richie's gesture afterwards also happened, but everything else following that is soooo fake.
WARNINGS: Extreme fluff. Boy love. Some language.
SUMMARY: Richie does what he can to take Jeff's pain away.
CREDIT: Saturday night's game against St. Louis Blues and actual events that happened.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I know, I know...Rewards. Blah blah blah. Bite me. Grrr....I'm working on it! Sigh. ENJOY! *Not edited.

( Comfort )

TITLE: "Goodbye"
BY:

exigencyexit 
FANDOM: NHL
TEAM(S): Philadelphia Flyers
PAIRING(S): Luca Sbisa/Andrew Alberts
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: Well, Luca did get sent back down to Lethbridge, but how he said his goodbye to Albie? I have no clue. All fake.
WARNINGS: Boys kissing. If you are a Luca fan, this may cause you to weep, just a little bit. Maybe.
SUMMARY: Albie watched Luca pack the rest of his season away.
CREDIT: Fuckin' Homer, you're just lucky you didn't trade Joff or Scottie. Sigh.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I swear, I'm still thinking about those rewards...ENJOY! *Not edited.

( Goodbye )