Penalties are only the beginning

I don't wish to spam your friends lists to badly, and these are all shorts

lets go home and take our clothes off
Mats Sundin / Bryan Berard
PG
fiction means I made this up.

Toronto is rarely beautiful

easy as two plus two
Janna Ninimiia / Eric brewer / Jason Smith
R

easy as two plus two

Nothing but the ground to fall on
Dion Phaneuf / Jerome Iginla
PG

nothing but the ground to fall on

Last one I swear the new challenge is up as well: rookie / mentor