2minsforslashing | Scottie and Joff Moment

Title: "Moment #80" Scottie and Joff
By:

exigencyexit
Fandom: NHL
Team(s): Philadelphia Flyers, Phoenix Coyotes
Pairing(s): Scottie Upshall/Joffrey Lupul
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: There's no truth to this story. All fake.
Warnings: Boy fluff, maybe, and an attempt to abuse the penalty box.
Summary: A moment in the lives of Scottie and Joff.
Credit: Another series that

tinydancermags and I have...plus, this *idea* actually came up in a conversation a couple days ago.
Author's Notes: We decided to continue the moments. Now that Scottie is on another team, I have no idea how this is gonna work. This one is written in the sense that Scottie is still a Flyer. Anyway. ENJOY! *Not edited.

"Get a penalty?"

"What?!"

"Get. A. Penalty."

"Oh my god, I heard what you said...But why?"

Scottie grinned, that mysterious, sly grin and winked at Joff. "I'm horny."

"Are you serious? You can't be! Scottie! Ohmygod and how would getting a penalty solve that?" Joff's only answer was another wink from Scottie. "Oh. OH! Oh god..." Joff buried his face in glove-covered hands.

"I'm thinking, you get two for tripping...I could get two for...slashing." Scottie snickered. Joff could only rolls his eyes and groan.