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Title: Bickering
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jordan Staal/Sidney Crosby
Summary: 3 short conversations between Jordan and Sid. Unbetaed.
Disclaimer: As fake as Pamela Anderson's boobs.

3 bickering conversations

-one-

“What’s burning?”
“Dammit! You idiot, I told you to watch the stove.”
“Yeah right, Jordan, YOU were the one cooking not me. Why should I watch the stove?”
“Because SID, I asked you to!”
“Wow. Great comeback, loser.”
“Jerk.”
“Dumbass.”
“Moron.”
“Jordan...”
“Haha, I win.”
“Jordan... I think the pot’s on fire.”
“Dammit! You idiot, why didn’t you tell me to turn it off!”
“Excuse me? Am I your messenger?”
“Well obvious-“
“Jordan! Just turn the damn stove off before you burn the whole house down.”
“Fuck.”

-two-

“Wow, that Angelo is pretty hot.”
-click-
“He’s alright.”
“Hey! I was watching that! What’s the matter Jordan? Green isn’t a very flattering colour on you.”
“Shut up.”
“It’s not my fault you’re attracted to me.”
“Shut up.”
“Oh common Jordan, lighten up!”
“...”
“...for the record, you’re much hotter than Angelo.”
“...thanks.”
“No problem.”

-three-

“Omigosh! Photo booth!”
“My god Sid, could you be any girly-er?”
“Shut up and get in.”
“This is such a dumb idea.”
“No it’s not, do you have three bucks?”
“So you drag me in here, and I’m the one that has to pay?”
“I spent all my money on your birthday present.”
“Oh. Okay. Here.”
“Thanks! Okay, 5 seconds, pose!
“So the thing in the bag is my birthday present?”
-flash-
“Jordan! You’re supposed to pose!”
“Just let me see the gift.”
“Nooo! Let go!”
-flash-
“Jordan! You ruined it again.”
“Just let me see.”
“No! Stop it! That tickles!”
-flash-
“Dammit, Jordan! You just wasted another picture! Now we only have one left. God this was such a stupid idea, you’re such an-“
-flash-
“...”
“...”
“Well-um...”
“Was that picture wasted?”
“No...”
“Good. Now let me see my present!”
“Just give it up.”
When the photos finished developing, Sid looked them over. The first three were all of him and Jordan struggling over the bag, but the last one was the best. Sid laughed as he looked at his surprised expression after Jordan pressed a kiss to his lips. Priceless.