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Title: Dr Kane, Relationship Therapist
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane, Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Word Count (total): 7516
Rating: R
Warnings: Excessive profanity, sexual situations, sexual innuendo including bondage references, insults that are meant affectionately, fluff, stupid boys being stupid.
Summary: Kaner is so good at this relationship junk that he thinks he'll start counselling.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: A bit of ridiculous, crappy, Toews/Kane+Sid/Geno written for Laura and it's a little stupid but I tried so that has to count for something, right?
LJ
AO3
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane, Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Word Count (total): 7516
Rating: R
Warnings: Excessive profanity, sexual situations, sexual innuendo including bondage references, insults that are meant affectionately, fluff, stupid boys being stupid.
Summary: Kaner is so good at this relationship junk that he thinks he'll start counselling.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: A bit of ridiculous, crappy, Toews/Kane+Sid/Geno written for Laura and it's a little stupid but I tried so that has to count for something, right?
LJ
AO3