I swear one day I'll write something serious.

[benched.livejournal.com]

TITLE: A Surprise For Sidney
AUTHOR: offspeed
RATING: NC-17
DISTRIBUTION: benched
DISCLAIMER: This is not real. It never happened, I’m not saying it did, and I’m not saying these guys are anything other than strapping hetero males. Also I’m not making a profit off this. It’s just a parody, folks.
SUMMARY: Sidney Crosby has a night he’ll never forget.
PAIRING: Sidney Crosby/Henrik Zetterberg/???, implied Sidney Crosby/Hal Gill
NOTES: This is how I deal with tough losses. I write crack. And tackle clichés and euphemisms. Clearly unbeta’d.

( A Surprise For Sidney )

Couldn't go to sleep without writing to commemorate!

[eggybread.livejournal.com]

title: Tom Barrasso Is Green With Jealousy Tonight
involves: One goalie who just channeled Dryden and one goalie who does a lot when he's not on the ice
rating: R
word count: 130
disclaimer: In some universe, this happens...

( Tokens of Victory )