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Rating: Gen
Length: 00:18:41
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Zach Hyman/William Nylander
Tags: magical realism, pining, obliviousness, friends to lovers
Summary: Zach keeps finding Willy's heart. He's not sure what that means.

Podfic of Vidriana's story.
Notes: Thanks to Vidriana for giving blanket permission to podfic.

Thanks to Dell for being my Willy ♥ and for suggesting the perfect song.

This was recorded at Europodfriends 2019 in the presence of the author. What a great experience to perform a story and hear the author's approving squee.

Link: On AO3

[Podfic] familiar work of art

Sidney Crosby stands in the foreground, hands on a hockey stick that's settled on his thighs. He's leaning forward, his face is sweaty. He wears a white away-jersey with the old gold stripe design. The background is a field of yellow with red, horizontal stripes in the lower half of the image. At the top, in blue font the title, author and reader are named.

Rating: Teen
Length: 00:21:38
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Sidney Crosby/Nathan MacKinnon
Tags: friends to lovers, pining, humour, fluff, getting together
Summary: The Avs get Nate a cardboard cutout of Sid as a joke.

Podfic of savedby's story.
Notes: Thanks to savedby for giving blanket permission to podfic.

This is a birthday gift for girlmarauders.

Thank you to growlery for suggesting the song, and helping me pick a cover. Thank you to Dell for doing a super quick beta job.

Link: On AO3

Down This Road - PK/Carey Fanmix

I made an experimental fanmix for PK/Carey that mixes music and found sounds (inc. game footage and interviews) in a single track. You can check it out at the below links.

AO3 work
download/stream on dropbox
Annotated Tracking Listing at my dreamwidth

[Podfic] sparks fly up like stars

Caramel sauce drips down onto a scoop of vanilla ice cream that sits on top of a dark chocolate brownie.

Rating: Explicit
Length: 00:36:40
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Tyler Seguin/Matthew Tkachuk
Tags: emotional hurt/comfort, closeted character, mild kink, coming out, angst, kissing, cuddling, hand jobs, blow jobs
Summary: Tyler checks out Matthew Tkachuk. Things escalate from there.

Podfic of sysrae's story.
Notes: Thanks to sysrae for giving me permission to podfic this story.

Fourth and final part of the Sizzling Slutty Seguin Summer Series, which contains several podfics that aren't originally part of a series, but have been collected and put in order by me.

Link: On AO3

[Podfic] Let me take a selfie

A red apple slathered in vivid green and yellow paint. The paint is splattered everywhere around the apple as well.

Rating: Explicit
Length: 00:17:08
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Sidney Crosby/Tyler Seguin
Tags: porn, blowjobs, dirty talk, implied breathplay, sexting
Summary: Tyler thinks fuck it, if Crosby wants to sext him through snapchat, he’s game.

Podfic of Capbuckyang's story.
Notes: Thanks to Capbuckyang for giving me permission to podfic this story.

Third part of the Sizzling Slutty Seguin Summer Series, which will contain several podfics that aren't originally part of a series, but have been collected and put in order by me.

Link: On AO3

[Podfic] and then came your sweet mouth (+ the spring remix)

A close cropped picture of a banana drizzled with chocolate sauce.

Length: 00:39:57
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Tyler Seguin/Patrick Sharp
Tags: porn, blowjobs, riding, dirty talk, fantasising, friends with benefits, implied breathplay, real life spouses being mentioned (open relationship)
Summary: When Patrick played for the Blackhawks, tradition was that he got a blowjob if he scored the game winning goal. Segs finds out. A year later, Tyler Seguin shows up at Patrick's house after the trade deadline, ready to be ridden six ways to Sunday. Things don't go as planned.

Podfic of dangercupcake's story & Moves like Jagr's remix.
Notes: Thanks to the two authors for giving blanket permission to podfic.

Second part of the Sizzling Slutty Seguin Summer Series, which will contain several podfics that aren't originally part of a series, but have been collected and put in order by me.

Link: On AO3

[Podfic] slow down (speed up)

A dark red cherry close up. It's coated in tiny water droplets.

Rating: Explicit
Length: 00:36:35
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Tyler Seguin/Jaromir Jagr
Tags: porn, first time, Bruins era, age difference, anal sex, blowjobs
Summary: Tyler knows the Bruins just traded for Jagr, but hearing the news and actually meeting him are two very different things.

Podfic of sysrae's story.
Notes: Thanks to sysrae for giving me permission to podfic this story.

First part of the Sizzling Slutty Seguin Summer Series, which will contain several podfics that aren't originally part of a series, but have been collected and put in order by me.

Link: On AO3

[Podfic] Science Boyfriends

Evgeni Malkin, dressed in lab noddie suit, sits at a desk and looks through a microscope. On the right, the image is colourblocked by a blue triangle. On the blue triangle, the name of the story, the author and the narrator are noted.

Rating: Gen
Length: 00:24:33
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Tags: not!fic/chat!fic/AU headcanon, AU - College students, humor
Summary: An AU headcanon about Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin, based on this picture.

Podfic of smollandtoll's headcanon.

Notes: Thanks to smollandtoll for giving me permission to podfic their headcanons.

Originally recorded for Out of the Auditary, edited in June, and finally submitted to podfic_bingo for the squares "Freeform" and "Read Animatedly."

Link: On AO3

[Podfic] the prince and his nerd

A field of royal blue, the colour of the Toronto Maple Leafs. In the yellow of the Swedish flag, the title, author and reader are splashed in the middle. On top of the word prince sits a crown, the word nerd is half framed by a pie chart.

Rating: Mature
Length: 00:56:23
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Kyle Dubas/William Nylander, background Nicke/Ovi
Tags: modern royalty AU, not hockey players, also not GM, pining despite being together
Summary: William hated marriage proposals.

Correction: Crown Prince William hated royal marriage proposals.

Podfic of screamlet's story.

Notes: Thanks to screamlet for giving blanket permission to podfic.

Thanks to Ara for suggesting ABBA as Willy's ringtone, and thanks to Dell and Vidriana for reassuring me which song would fit best.

Thank you tinypinkmouse for helping me with the pronunciation of Riddarfjärden.

And, last but not least, thank you to Annapods for giving feedback on the cover, as well as beta-listening to this on short notice. Without you, this would not be the best version that it is now. ♥

This story was recorded in June 2019 as a birthday gift for frecklebomb. Happy Birthday, Dell!!!

I will also be submitting it to podfic_bingo for the squares “rare pairing”, “AU”, and “try something new (for you)”.

Link: On AO3

[Podfic] Zero Feet Away

A screenshot of Washington, D.C. on Google Maps. The Google location symbol is set in the upper third of the image, a label next to it. The label holds the story's title. In the middle of the location symbol sits the grindr icon. Beneath the label, two chat bubbles have popped up, one in yellow and one in blue. They look like they're from the grindr messenger. The upper bubble is yellow and holds the author's name. The lower bubble is light blue and holds the reader's name

Rating: Explicit
Length: 00:20:08
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Tags: Grindr meet-cute, sexting, dick pics, mistaken/secret identity
Summary: Alexander Ovechkin makes Geno a Grindr profile, and Geno kind of hits the jackpot with the first person he messages.

Podfic of 7iris' fic.

Notes: Thanks to 7iris for giving blanket permission to podfic.

Link: On AO3

[Podfic] 3 podfics with a "fake/secret wedding" theme

Colourblocked, diagonal stripes in different shades of blue and purple make up the background. In the foreground we can see Mitch Marner and Auston Matthews standing next to each other. Both are wearing suits, and are grinning happily. To their left and partially obscured by Auston's head is a graphic in the style of the Las Vegas Welcome sign. It holds the title, the line M+A=OTP, as well as the crest of the Toronto Maple Leafs. The author's and reader's names are embedded in the colourblocked stripes on the background. In the bottom left corner, a pair of intertwined wedding rings is barely visible.

Rating: Teen
Length: 00:52:34
Pairings: Mitch Marner/Auston Matthews
Tags: secret wedding, Vegas wedding, secret relationship, relationship reveal, non-linear narrative, coming out
Summary: Auston and Mitch get married, and it’s not exactly on a whim, but it’s not the most planned-out wedding in the history of weddings. It’s still kind of perfect, though.

Podfic of lotts’ story.

Notes: For Noxnoctisanima as a gift during the Hockey RPF Multi-Fanworks Exchange 2019.

Thanks to Annapods for running this exchange, and for the inspiration re: cover art.

Also used to complete the squares “Lower Pitch Effect” and “Incorporate Music” on my podfic_bingo card.

Thanks to lotts for giving blanket permission to podfic.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr

Colourblocked, horizontal stripes in different shades of green make up the background. In the foreground we can see Tyler Seguin and Jamie Benn standing next to each other. Both are wearing workout clothes and backwards ballcaps, and are obviously giggling about something. Above their heads, the title is embedded into the background, the names of author and podficcer sit to their right. In the bottom and top stripes, a cluster of three stars each make up the corner decorations, a band of smaller stars emerging from them and running horizontally to the edge of the cover.

Rating: Explicit
Length: 00:31:51
Pairings: Tyler Seguin/Jamie Benn
Tags: fake wedding (turned real relationship), mutual pining, obliviousness, team as family
Summary: 75% of what people say when they're joking is true. When it comes to Jamie and Tyler's fake wedding it's more like 99.9%.

Podfic of popfly's story.

Notes: For Noxnoctisanima as a gift during the Hockey RPF Multi-Fanworks Exchange 2019.

Thanks to Annapods for running this exchange, and for the inspiration re: cover art.

Thanks to popfly for giving blanket permission to podfic

Link: On AO3 | tumblr

Rating: Teen
Length: 00:15:17
Pairings: Sid/Geno
Tags: outsider POV, secret relationship, secret wedding
Summary: Flower's pretty sure he's got Sid and Geno's weird friendship figured out- until he doesn't.

Podfic of bicroft's story.

Notes: For Noxnoctisanima as a gift during the Hockey RPF Multi-Fanworks Exchange 2019.

Thanks to Annapods for running this exchange, and for the inspiration re: cover art.

Thanks to bicroft for giving me permission to podfic this story.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr

[Podfic] ignite your bones

A wooden tabletop. On the left, an array of tools are laid out.

Rating: Teen
Length: 00:24:17
Pairings: William Nylander/John Tavares
Tags: humor, home improvement, kinda cracky but also not?
Summary:Okay so here's the thing: Willy wants JT to bone him into next week but like - only when he's doing house renovations? If that makes sense.

Podfic of mozartpiano's story.

Notes: Thanks to mozartspiano for giving me permission to podfic this story.

Used for for

podfic_bingo squares "Kinky", "Read Sexy", "Read Deadpan", and "Unfamiliar Pairing".

Link: On AO3 | tumblr

[Podfic] There is a lake in me

An open journal half-hidden under a flowery duvet.

Rating: Explicit
Length: 02:38:24
Pairings: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Tags: sex swap, body dysphoria, consent issues*, pining, cunnilingus, piv sex

Summary: In retrospect, Flower can totally understand why Geno didn't tell Sid who he actually was. Sid is incredibly persuasive when he wants to get laid.

Podfic of hauntologie's story.

Notes: Thanks to hauntologie for giving blanket permission to podfic.

Used for for

podfic_bingo squares "Multiple POV", "Wet", "Stimulation", and "Free Space".

*The consent issues arise because character A is unaware that it's character B he's having sex with. A thinks he's having cis-het sex with a stranger but is actually having m/m sex with a male friend in a cis-fem body. If you need more clarification, feel free to ask me for details.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr

[Podfic] The Dickscourse

Sidney Crosby sitting on a bench in a locker room, looking down at his phone. He's wearing a ballcap on his head, shorts that stop mid-thigh, and a black t-shirt. He's barefoot, and his legs are spread wide.

Rating: Mature
Length: 00:14:59
Pairings, Characters: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin (background), Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Marc-Andre Fleury, Kris Letang, Brian Dumoulin, various other Pens players
Tags: humor, headcanon, penises, penis sizes
Summary: A chat about Sidney Crosby's anatomy.

Podfic of smollandtoll‘s headcanon

Notes: Thanks to smollandtoll for giving me permission to podfic their headcanons.

Thanks to Toll for suggesting plenty of songs for this podfic, none of which I ended up using XD.

Thanks to Foxy for keeping me company while I (we) swooned over pics of Sid in search of the right one for the cover.

This was recorded for Out of the Auditary 2019. Thanks to thriceandonce for organising it!

Link: On AO3 | tumblr

[Podfic] talk to me, baby

Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin on ice together during a game. Sidney is talking and Geno is looking petulant.

Rating: Gen
Length: 00:47:00
Pairings: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Tags: hockey curses, truth spells/curses, magical realism, humour, getting together
Summary: In which the team falls under a truth curse/spell, Geno goes quiet, and Sid misses him.

A podfic of CloudCover's story.

Notes: Thanks to CloudCover for giving permission to podfic.

Please note that the freetalk is about as long as the actual podfic. Also: For some reason I thought the author's name was CloudFactory?? I refer to them as CloudFactory in the freetalk, but please note that their name is CloudCover. Sorry for the mix-up D:

Link: On AO3 | tumblr

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Kamikaze Hockey Remix

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Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Zoey Van Goey - You Told the Drunks I Knew Karate | Powered by Last.fm

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Housecleaning!

Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that I've updated the community rules after like ten years and I'm currently cleaning up the tags. We will no longer require author tags, just player, team, rating and a media tag if possible (media: podfic, media: fanmix, and media: fanvid).

I'm debating updating the rules to include a list of banned players (those who have been arrested for/accused of sexual assault and domestic violence). I'm also considering a ban on content that includes real-life tragic events like 9/11, concentration camp AUs, natural disasters like the Haiti earthquake and Indian Ocean tsunami, and real-life tragedies involving players (I have specific fics in mind). Would any community members care to weigh in?

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[Podfic] take this from me tonight

Rating: Explicit
Length: 00:37:02
Pairings: Nicklas Bäckström/Alexander Ovechkin
Tags: modern royalty AU, arranged marriage, misunderstandings,language barrier
Notes: Thanks to nighimpossible for giving blanket permission to podfic.

Thanks to Markie & girlmarauders for suggesting CHVRCHES for the song.

Happy birthday, growlery! Hope you enjoy this.

Summary: Nicklas, the Prince of Sweden, and Alexander, Prince of Russia, get married. It doesn't go quite the way Nicklas expected.

Podfic of nighimpossible's story.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr

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[Podfic] Untitled chatfic

Rating: Gen
Length: 00:12:55
Pairings & Characters: Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin/Alexander Radulov, John Klingberg
Tags: Angst & Fluff, Pining, Chatfic
Notes: The author wished to remain anonymous. The podfic was recorded and published with the author’s permission.

Summary: An untitled chatfic about Jamie, Tyler, and Radu finally getting their act together some time in the 2018/19 hockey season. With a dash of temporary Segs/Klinger, and a surprising amount of feels.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr