Penalties are only the beginning

This is my first venture into hockeyslash (hopefully not my last)

Basically it's an exercise in writing hockey slash in hockey terms. :D it's been a labor of love, and it's officially the longest fic i've ever written.

Enjoy!

Title: Faceoff in the Defensive Zone
Author: brodeurbunny30
Pairing: Rhett Warrener/Roman Hamrlik
Rating: R for explicit metaphors?
Summary: Rhett is determined to bed Roman. Roman has his own plans. 3000 words of explicit use of hockey metaphors, terms, phrases and jargon.
Disclaimer: I wouldn't reccomend reading this while drinking or eating anything you could choke on. Read this fic at your own risk. Side effects may include, incessant laughing during regularily scheduled hockey broadcasts, and the inability to say five-hole without giggling. Do not read if you don't like slash or easily lose control of your bladder while laughing.
Author's notes: my deepest gratitude goes out to caras_galadhon for first proposing that i take on this exercise, then continuing to encourage me throughout its progress. thanx again for the lovely beta, you are truly the best.


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