So sorry! I didn't mean to pick on the Trashers, but this fic was actually inspired by their recent game with the Bruins - Boston played so terribly the first period, I thought, "what do they have to do to play better, make a human sacrifice?" - and bingo, a fic popped into my head.

I'm glad you liked it, despite that. :-) And hey, that haircut IS the pits! If anything, David Krejci's is even worse. Looks like they used garden shears, for crissakes.