[identity profile] psharp10.livejournal.com
Title: Breaking The Rules
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Relationship(s): Maxim Lapierre/Chris Higgins
Rating: R
Word Count: 695
Disclaimer: If you have reached this post by Google-ing yourself, your spouse/fiancé, your friend, your pet or your relative, I suggest you close this tab, and act as if this never happened.
Warning: A lot of breaking of rules.
Summary: Chris should have never let Max break his first rule...even if it was only for one night.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] pass_shoot_porn, for [livejournal.com profile] cathybites's prompt "give them an inch, they take a mile". I didn't exactly use the idiom/prompt with the dictionary definition, and slightly modified it to fit my fic. I hope that works :)


Fic here!
[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: The world's still turning around the love that we built
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Chris Higgins/Maxim Lapierre
Word Count (total): 4715
Rating: PG
Warnings: profanity, kissing but do I need to warn for that, a nauseating amount of fluff.
Summary: Chris doesn't wake up that morning expecting to propose.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: A little bit of domesticity for Steph. Title from Wake Your Eyes by Steel Train

LJ
AO3
[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: The Chopping Block
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairings: Ryan Kesler/Andrew Ladd, with mentions of Cam Ward/Andrew Ladd, Joffrey Lupul/Andrew Ladd, Henrik Lundqvist/Pekka Rinne, and probably more, just in passing.
Word Count: 8810
Rating: NC-17
Warnings (Overall Fic): chef!AU, excessive profanity, sexual innuendo, sexual situations, rimming also sorry.
Summary: They say you should never meet your heroes. Andrew never really cared for 'they'.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: And it is done. For Arial. <3 Complete list of chefs can be found HERE.

LJ
AO3
[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: The Chopping Block
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairings: Ryan Kesler/Andrew Ladd, with mentions of Cam Ward/Andrew Ladd, Joffrey Lupul/Andrew Ladd, Henrik Lundqvist/Pekka Rinne, and probably more, just in passing.
Word Count: 11027
Rating: NC-17
Warnings (Overall Fic): chef!AU, excessive profanity, sexual innuendo, sexual situations.
Summary: They say you should never meet your heroes. Andrew never really cared for 'they'.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: I can't promise the /7 is definite, but I am certainly trying. For Arial. <3 Complete list of chefs can be found HERE.


LJ
AO3
[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: The Chopping Block
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairings: Ryan Kesler/Andrew Ladd, with mentions of Cam Ward/Andrew Ladd, Joffrey Lupul/Andrew Ladd, Henrik Lundqvist/Pekka Rinne, and probably more, just in passing.
Word Count: 10046
Rating: NC-17
Warnings (Overall Fic): chef!AU, excessive profanity, sexual innuendo, sexual situations.
Summary: They say you should never meet your heroes. Andrew never really cared for 'they'.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: This is getting very long and I sincerely apologise. For Arial. <3 Complete list of chefs can be found HERE.

LJ
AO3
[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: The Chopping Block
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairings: Ryan Kesler/Andrew Ladd, with mentions of Cam Ward/Andrew Ladd, Joffrey Lupul/Andrew Ladd, Henrik Lundqvist/Pekka Rinne, and probably more, just in passing.
Word Count: 9249
Rating: NC-17
Warnings (Overall Fic): chef!AU, excessive profanity, sexual innuendo, sexual situations.
Summary: They say you should never meet your heroes. Andrew never really cared for 'they'.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: I apparently have taken to writing things quickly and excessively long. I did not fit the blind taste test in this chapter, but it will definitely be in the next! For Arial. <3 Complete list of chefs can be found HERE.

LJ
AO3
[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: The Chopping Block
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairings: Ryan Kesler/Andrew Ladd, with mentions of Cam Ward/Andrew Ladd, Joffrey Lupul/Andrew Ladd, Henrik Lundqvist/Pekka Rinne, and probably more, just in passing.
Word Count: 8861
Rating: NC-17
Warnings (Overall Fic): chef!AU, excessive profanity, sexual innuendo, sexual situations.
Summary: They say you should never meet your heroes. Andrew never really cared for 'they'.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: The fact that this is out so quickly is an accident, once again. For Arial. <3 Complete list of chefs can be found HERE.

LJ
AO3
[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: The Chopping Block
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Ryan Kesler/Andrew Ladd
Word Count: 7383
Rating: NC-17
Warnings (Overall Fic): chef!AU, excessive profanity, sexual innuendo, sexual situations.
Summary: They say you should never meet your heroes. Andrew never really cared for 'they'.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: The fact that this is out so quickly is an accident. For Arial. <3 Complete list of chefs HERE.

LJ
AO3
[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: The Chopping Block
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Ryan Kesler/Andrew Ladd
Word Count: 8001
Rating: NC-17
Warnings (Overall Fic): chef!AU, excessive profanity, sexual innuendo, sexual situations.
Summary: They say you should never meet your heroes. Andrew never really cared for 'they'.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: This is going to be long and I apologise in advance. No Kesler is this chapter because this is sort of getting out of hand. For Arial, if she wants it. Complete list of chefs HERE.

LJ
AO3
[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: No, I won't sleep tonight
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Ryan Kesler/Andrew Ladd
Word Count: 8813
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Excessive profanity, sexual innuendo, amusement park!AU.
Summary: There was a line between romantic and creepy, and considering the fact that Ryan had stalked him around his workplace all day, he was definitely toeing that line.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: I don't write for a week and then I write 9k of Kesladd in a day and a half. That's healthy. Title from Animal by Neon Trees. This is sort of for Arial but I'm not really sure if she wants it. All rides mentioned in this fic can be found HERE

LJ
AO3
[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: The world isn't watching us break down
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Roberto Luongo/Corey Crawford
Word Count: 6253
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Profanity, sexual innuendo, an absolutely nauseating amount of fluff.
Summary: Roberto didn't have to fly across the country for him, but he would have flown farther.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: There is a lot going around about my two favourite players and I just needed something to take my mind off of everything. Dedicated to Gretchen. Title from A Twist in My Story by Secondhand Serenade. This is essentially 6.5k of fluff.

LJ
AO3
[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: Running in Circles
Author: obscuredmemory
Rating: R
Word Count: 11003
Pairings: Kevin Bieksa/Ryan Kesler, Brendan Morrison/Patrick Kane
Summary: It took being abandoned in the middle of Chicago for Kevin to realise he liked Ryan.
Warnings (Overall Fic): Excessive profanity, crude humour at times, jealousy, and plenty of obliviousness.
Disclaimer: This is pure fiction.
Note: This is long and definitely not the best thing I have ever written but it was fun for the most part and I got a kick in the ass when I needed it. BMO/Kaner because Kaner has a thing for older men and I do what I want. Written for Anna. Thank you to Gretchen for the beta job! You are wonderful. Title stolen from 'The Scientist' by Coldplay. Timeline is completely fabricated.

LJ
AO3
[identity profile] ice-hot-13.livejournal.com

Title: Never To Break You

Pairing: Bieksa/Lapierre

Rating: Explicit

Notes: hooker!fic

Summary: Kevin Bieksa was looking forward to AHL player Maxim Lapierre joining the Canucks. And then Lapierre disappeared.


Newest chapter: 20
SUPER ACTUALLY NEWEST CHAPTER: 21!

Chapter 1

[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: Comfort in Pain
Author: obscuredmemory
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6620
Pairings: Patrick Sharp/Alexandre Burrows
Summary: Going to Alex's room in the middle of the night was one of the stupidest things Patrick had done in a while.
Warnings: Excessive profanity, boy!kissing, mentions of concussive symptoms, ridiculously fluff.
Disclaimer: None of of this true. Unfortunately.
Note: Probably not my best editing job, but I had intended to get this out on Friday evening so better late than never. Title stolen from Tears and Rain by James Blunt.

LJ
AO3
[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: You just can't say no
Author: obscuredmemory
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8620
Pairings: Ryan Kesler/Alexandre Burrows/Milan Lucic, Ryan Kesler/Alexandre Burrows
Summary: Milan probably should not have agreed so quickly to go home with them, but to be fair, he wasn't exactly thinking with his brain.
Warnings: More-than gratuitous profanity, explicit sexual situations (threesome), biting, blood, begging, and a little bit of sappiness I guess.
Disclaimer: None of of this true. Unfortunately.
Note: This was edited quickly and probably riddled with errors, but it's porn so you probably don't care. Title from Midnight Romeo by Push Play.

LJ
AO3

[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: Don't wanna miss you tonight
Author: obscuredmemory
Rating: PG-13 for profanity
Word Count: 1040
Pairings: Roberto Luongo/Patrick Kane
Summary: Sometimes things just work.
Disclaimer: None of of this true. Unfortunately.
Note: This is for my darling Gretchen. The title is from Iris, by the Goo Goo Dolls.

(On LJ)
(On AO3)
[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: You don’t know how lovely you are
Author: obscuredmemory
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 12627
Pairings: Zack Kassian/Chris Tanev
Summary: Kass started receiving love letters in the locker room. To say he was surprised would be the understatement of the year.
Warnings: More-than gratuitous profanity, boy!kissing, hockey violence, romance.
Disclaimer: None of of this true. Unfortunately.
Note: My otp and I don’t know why. I must have a thing for pairings that are backed by nothing except a few photographs. Written for Gretchen, who is truly perfect.

On AO3

[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: Over My Head
Author: obscuredmemory
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 9187
Pairings: Kevin Bieksa/Ryan Kesler/Dan Hamhuis, Kevin Bieksa/Ryan Kesler, with mentions of Alexander Edler/Chris Tanev, Cory Schneider/Jannik Hansen, Alexander Edler/Chris Tanev/Cory Schneider/Jannik Hansen, Alexander Edler/Chris Tanev/Zack Kassian, and Alexander Edler/Chris Tanev/Cory Schneider/Jannik Hansen/Zack Kassian. Sorry.
Summary: Dan Hamhuis was bored, and if that wasn’t an ill omen, he did not know what was. Then again, maybe he needed to be bored more often.
Warnings: More-than gratuitous profanity, explicit sexual situations (threesome), biting, light spanking, light humiliation, begging, and a little bit of sappiness I guess.
Disclaimer: None of of this true. Unfortunately.
Note: I wish I could explain this but I cannot. This is 80% porn. There is no substance. Enjoy?

"Dan Hamhuis was bored, and if that wasn't an ill omen, he did not know what was."


** Link fixed!
[identity profile] obscuredmemory.livejournal.com
Title: Oh sweet lungs don’t fail me now
Author: obscuredmemory
Rating: PG-15/R-ish
Word Count: 10005
Pairings: Chris Higgins/Maxim Lapierre, with implied Burrows/Raymond.
Summary: Apparently, Max can cook. That was more than enough surprise for Chris to handle in one day, but of course, he was met with much more.
Warnings: More-than gratuitous profanity, sexual situations, mentions of an illness.
Disclaimer: None of of this true. Unfortunately.
Note: Title from Reason to Believe by Dashboard Confessional. Based off of THIS prompt at the [livejournal.com profile] hockeyanonmeme. Higgins was ridiculously sick with that staph infection. He lost 10 pounds. That's getting close to the danger zone. I want a really sweet, concerned,though still yappy Lapierre taking care of him. Sappy Lappy. I don't know. Please.

More than anything, Chris was angry.

[identity profile] ice-hot-13.livejournal.com
Title: Gambles
Pairing: Schneider/Luongo  (also hints of others, mostly Booth/Hodgson)
Rating: like NC17
Summary: On the day of the trade deadline, Cory is terrified, and Roberto is silent. 

Story at my journal!


Title: Luckiest Among The Unlucky
Pairing: Kesler/Burrows (others mentioned)
Rating: NC17
Summary: On the trade deadline day, neither Alex nor Ryan was traded, but they could have been. 

Story at my journal! (Different page from the last one)


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